These are great pick up lines to show your true Pimp
Style. They certainly don't work as well as a
pheromone cologne, though. Use them together for an incredible amount of
power! These pick up lines will get the hot babes all over you ...Just go find those girlies and have
some fun.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Have you got a little (Italian, German, Swedish, Mexican) in you? Do
you want some?
- I'd look good on you.
- If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you
hold it against me?
- I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a
blow job. (No…) Wanna do lunch?
- Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see
myself in them.
- I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wallmart so I
could ride you all day for a quarter.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't
take them off you.
- Is your daddy a thief? (No.) Then who stole the stars
out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
- Do you eat meat?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor.
- I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I’m the
only one talking to you.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- Are you looking for Mr. Right? Or Mr. Right Now?
If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg was
Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?
Hmmm. I have the F, the C, and the K…now all I need is U.
Hi. You’ll do.
Let’s go to my place and do everything I’ll tell everyone we did
anyway.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
That’s a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
You may not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means there’s more room
for your tongue.
You don't know me but I dreamt about you last night.
If I pet you, would you follow me home?
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lily?
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
Just call me milk. I’ll do your body good.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Miss, if you've lost your virginity, I have the box it came in?
Here’s a quarter. Call your roommate and tell her you won’t be home
tonight.
Brrrr! My hands are cold. Do you mind if I warm them in your heaving
bosom?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did
anyway.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I'm drunk.
Would you like to join me in the Bahamas next week?
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package!
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Are those real?
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for
that thing you do with your tongue.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
My friend wants to know if you think i am cute. Whose yo daddy?
Use those pick up lines to get your next chicks, but practice first. Also
you will need to know donts and dos for your total success. Good luck.
Donts
- Don't pick up the chick when your feet are too close together. If
your feet are closer than shoulder width you'll have poor leverage,
you'll be unstable, and you'll have a tendency to round your back and
look dorky.
- Don't pick up chicks with your knees and hips straight and your
lower back rounded. This dorky move is the most common and stressful bad
picking-up-chicks move. Twisting the trunk during this bad move
compounds the problem unless you're out dancing.
- Don't tense and arch the neck when picking up chicks. This crams
your neck joints together and causes pain especially if maintained for a
long period of time and it makes you look dorky.
- Don't pick up and/or carry an unbalanced chick for obvious reasons.
- Don't pick up a chick and bend too much in a short period of time.
This will cause her to lose respect for you.
- Don't pick up chicks that are too heavy for you. It's not
impressive.
- Don't pick up chicks directly following a sustained period of
sitting, especially if you have been slouching. They notice these
things.
- Don't pick up chicks overhead with your neck and back arched, if
possible. If not, you're doing something right.
Dos
- Do place your feet and knees at least shoulder width apart or front
to back in a wide-step position. This will help you bend at the hips,
keeping your back relatively straight and stress free.
- Do lean over or squat with the chest and buttocks sticking out. Very
sexy. If you do this correctly, your back will be flat and your neck
will balance in a relaxed neutral position and you will get laid within
4 hours.
- Do take weight off one or both arms if possible even if it means
getting on top. When you squat down or push back up, use your hand or
elbow as support on your thigh or any available structure. Depending on
the object, this might be illegal. Check local state law.
- Do balance your chick on either side if possible, or switch sides so
that both sides are equally stressed. This will make her feel secure.
- Do level the pelvis or tuck in your buttocks and suck in your
abdomen when picking up a chick. This will make you look younger and
less you. Keep your chest up and use a step stool (friend) to keep the
low back and neck in neutral alignment, if necessary.
- Do walk around and use backward-bending and/or stomach-lying
positions before or after picking up chicks, especially if you've been
sitting for a while. She'll appreciate the variety.
Now, when you finished our class, go and find those girlies and have
some fun.
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